tony: when a boy comes to pick you up for a date
tony: does you dad have to check him out first?
lauren: no. my dad doesn't care. my mom usually checks them out. my dad just struts around in clashing house ware and dances. my dad is strange. i love him.
tony: is it true that you, your sis, and your mom and dad woke up this summer every day at 530am and all went to the gym together?
lauren: oh yes. indeed.
lauren: we had a club.
lauren: i don't know how to spell the club name, though. check w/ kristin for clarification on that onel
lauren: *one
tony: you went to the club?
tony: or you made a name for you guys doing it?>
lauren: no, we had a 5:30 am workout club
lauren: yes rofl
tony: what sort of excercises did you do?
lauren: rode bike, treadmill, ab exercises, bench press, thigh squeeze
tony: how much can you bench?
lauren: 9080382103821 lbs
tony: yeah, you look strong
lauren: :: nod. ::
tony: who's stronger you or your sis
lauren: kristin can bench press 9080382103821.1 lbs.
lauren: i can only do 9080382103821 lbs
tony: are you secretly glad that shes out of the house?
lauren: um only because i can use the computer 24/7 without argument if i feel like it.
lauren: otherwise i miss her dearly.
lauren: :: bats eyelashes adoringly towards kristin ::
tony: do you sometimes go in her room and fall asleep in her bed crying?
lauren: oh yes. and stare at her picture