so she picks me up we hit the road early and im still pretty much asleep and we are heading up pch and i said turn around turn around and she says why i say cuz im hungry and we just passed up one of the best places - a hidden jewel of malibu.

and she said quit whining, as soon at the next exit i'll turn around and i said, this is the most northern part of malibu there are no exits until oxnard and she looked at me and without slowing down spun the truck around and yelled THREE WHEEL MOTION!

and i nearly pissed my pants and she laughed and laughed and laughed and pouned her steering wheel with her open fist cracking herself up.

i go you fucking psycho.

she said, shut up, you wicked sally.