we didnt eat all our shrimp. she actually ate way more than i did, but fortunately she had a cooler in the trunk from her trip to vegas and we bought a 5 pound bag of ice and chilled it but as we drove she kept saying, why dont you take some tums or something, and i said why? she said, cuz you fucking reek. i said, thats not me, and we looked in the back and the shrimp was pretty ripe so we tossed it out the window and a cop saw us and pulled us over.

karisa said, just be cool, just be cool, i can handle this.

i said, youre not going to get out of a littering fee on the pch she said, fifty bucks. i said, bet.

karisa won all the bets this weekend.

as usual.