marc anthony sang but nobody cared
i cared because if a short little nobody could score himself a winning
miss universe then what could a regular sized fella do?
he caused some controversy this year
because he wanted to sing his songs in spanish,
then some guy said, the guy who signs your check
speaks english and wants your lucky ass to sing in english.
and marc anthony put on his stupid suit and sang and went home with his
miss universe wife and counted those dollar bills, one hundred... two hundred...