it was so much fun that i realized that she had tricked me into looking at her with out squinting.

so i aquired a new technique of only looking at her feet when i was with her.

i theorized that she wasnt that fun or cool, really, but guys would be hypnotized by her into thinking they were having fun, when in reality they were losing their shirts in their futile attempt to get her drunk.

shed say do you have some fetish? id say no, im just not going to be tricked into looking at you.