someone
started talking about interview with a vampire. and for some reason i
totally forgot that brad pitt was in it. and they said yeah dont you remember. he
sounded like he had a deeper voice than he does. like what keanu reeves likes
to do all the time. and i still didnt remember. but i did remember kirsten
dunst and how creepy she was in it. and i do remember how gay tom cruise
was in it. and then i said so you girls really didnt like wesley snipes? and
they said nah. and i said thats funny cuz chris is crazy about him and they
said too bad she wasnt there then. and then someone said do you remember that
christian slater was in it and i said no, where? and they were like omg you
are such a bonehead. but im not i just have this crazy memory that remembers the
weirdest things but not normal things like who was in what movie or where
did i put my keys. or what im any good at and what im no good at. but i
can remember who was the setup man for the yankees in 1978 and who was the
closer and who played third and who played first and who played center and
who played right and i even remember who was the shortstop. but like i used
to call ashley every day for two years and i couldnt tell you any of her phone
numbers. then someone said do you remember my name and i said nope. and
someone said do you remember my name and i said nope. and they said you
know we're no good at names either and then they threw me back in the pool and
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