someone started talking about
interview with a vampire.
and for some reason
i totally forgot that
brad pitt was in it.
and they said yeah dont you remember.
he sounded like he had a deeper voice than he does.
like what keanu reeves likes to do all the time.
and i still didnt
remember.
but i did remember
kirsten dunst
and how creepy she was in it.
and i do remember how gay tom cruise was in it.
and then i said so you girls really didnt like wesley snipes?
and they said nah. and i said thats funny cuz chris is crazy
about him and they said too bad she wasnt there then.
and then someone said do you remember
that christian slater was in it and i said no, where?
and they were like omg you are such a bonehead.
but im not i just have this crazy memory that remembers
the weirdest things but not normal things like who was in what movie
or where did i put my keys.
or what im any good at and what im no good at.
but i can remember who was the setup man
for the yankees in 1978 and who was the closer
and who played third and who played first
and who played center and who played right
and i even remember who was the shortstop.
but like i used to call ashley every day for two years and
i couldnt tell you any of her phone numbers.
then someone said do you remember my name
and i said nope. and someone said
do you remember my name and i said nope.
and they said you know we're no good at names either
and then they threw me back in the pool
and said, tony!

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