she
broke into the wine closet, found some smokes on the top of a dresser
and
tried to taunt me into a smoke ring contest.
i said great we broke into the
place, big deal.
she said, lets make it our clubhouse.
i said, lets make
it our secret hideout.
she said lets pretend it's a tree house.
i said lets
let all our bitches and hos use it for a ho house.
then she said, we cant use
it for any of those things.
and i said, i know, we have to tell the boss about
it.
then she said, but we dont have to tell him until monday.
so i said,
so should we let the homeless sleep here this weekend?
and she said, fuck that,
lets have a rager.
i asked, kegs?
she said, lets be classy. only a few people.
the
first people who call us.
i said, ok.
then she walked around to the front.
she
saw the pool.
she said, maybe we should have a sexy bikini pool party.
i
said, i love you, karisa.
she said, yes, i know you do.
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