tsars larger than life
theyre bigger than you and me.
they make pretty girls smile and
ugly girls pretty.
they lowered gas prices for us,
they brought back rock.
they put it on a platter
and danced around it and
then presented it to us
at the corner of santa monica
and virgil in east hollywood
and when they were done
the only thing the mtv stars
eve 6 could do was
strip down and
swear allegiance.
applause would have
sufficed.