but the best way to properly judge the horses that we were about to bet on is to see them close up, so we told the people that we were there with coulter,
heir of the Coulter Klassic. they asked whats the Coulter Klassic, we said, only the most presitgious race
for maidens, fillies and mares for three year olds and older.
so they escorted us right down to the track.
and by the track i mean the dirt.
as close as you can get without being a jockey.
the closest you can get without being a turd.