i would have a tv show. once a week. mostly we would talk about music. people dont understand, but as ridiculous as president bush is, imagine if he went on tv and said, coldplay bores the hell out of me. or fuck limp bizkit

i'll betcha limp bizkit ends up making better records.

then id talk shit about all the crappy movies
that i had to sit through, and then i would introduce you to
some crazy amazing people that i met
being president of the usa that week.

and on sundays i would say a few words
on the trinity broadcast network.

about the Lord.

and freak everybody out.

threats from the first black president