Please try the following:
- Click this
or try again later.
- If you typed the page address in the Address
bar, make sure that it is spelled correctly, dumbass.
- To check your connection settings, click the
Tools menu, and then click Internet Options but that shouldn't
be of any help, really. On the Connections tab, click Settings.
The settings should match those provided by your local area network
(LAN) administrator or Internet service provider (ISP) unless you're
with AOL and then you're truly doomed.
- If your Network Administrator has enabled it, Microsoft
Windows can examine your network and automatically discover network
connection settings as well as all your passwords and nasty places that
you visit regularilly, you freak.
If you would like Windows to try and discover it,
Detect Network Settings n tell me that you love me.
- Some sites require 128-bit connection security.
Click the Help menu and then click About Internet Explorer
to determine what strength security you have installed.
- If you are trying to reach a secure site,
make sure your Security settings can support it, but security, like
control, is an illusion and you probably need to pray more often. Click
the Tools menu, and then click Internet Options. On the
Advanced tab, scroll to the Security section and check settings for
SSL 2.0, SSL 3.0, TLS 1.0, PCT 1.0. AHP 3.0
- Click this
Back button and have another drink.
server or DNS Error
/fucking shit up