back to jeanine...The other day when I got my lottery ticket for the $125 million jackpot, I thought about, as I normally do, what I would do with the money.

The first thing I thought of was that I would buy all of my previous girlfriends a house. In Mary and Michele's cases, I would pay off their houses. In AJ's case, I wouldnt do shit cuz she doesnt even talk to me anymore so, tough crapola. Linda's house is already paid off, I'm pretty sure, so maybe I'll get her a couple of cars and set up a college fund for her little daughter. Ashley will get a scholarship to UCSB and a pink VW Bug.

With $125 million you can do these things.

Then I thought I would start a magazine with all of my friends here in LA. But then I couldn't think of a name for it. So I thought I could just help get Nerve back in the newstands where it belongs. Damn that was a great mag.

And then, of course, I would start up an ownership group of real Cubs fans to buy out Tribune Corp who couldnt give a rat's ass about our beloved team - and I am completely worried as to what they are going to be doing when they finish their remodeling of Wrigley Field.

PayPal, my love

PayPal was supposed to go IPO this week. I don't think they went for it. They should. That fucking thing is so good. Not only did I sell my No Doubt in Vegas tickets through eBay and got my money an hour later via PayPal (and subsequently paid Directv through my PayPal debit card) (and subsequently was able to see the Olympics) but since I now have a little cash left over in my account to spend on Ashley for V-Day, I wanted to take out some of it thru an ATM.

Well, because I'm a loser, I had forgotten my PIN number for my PayPal debit/credit card, because I never use it to withdraw cash - cuz i hardly ever have cash in there - cuz all i have in there is the $327 that the nice strangers have given me for my Snoop DeVille fund.

Lo and behold, if you go to the PayPal site and type in your password you can change your PIN number instantly!!! let me repeat that again: !!!

PayPal, after I buy a few rounds for Jeanine, I will be toasting you.

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