Friday, November 21, 2003
 today's guest blogger
from country punk corvids fame
is no one other than mr. ken layne
It seems that the critics
all agreed:
'This is bullshit'
But one typey-typer
grinned and snickered,
'Or is it?'
He would type-type the most
type-typed ravey of rants
and Mike Myers would pull
down the type-typer's pants!
'A blowjob, a rimjob,
a dinky-donk-plo job,
you'll get what you
truly deserve!'
And every movie page ad
in the Snap City Tribune
and the Goblin Heights Post
and the Bough Bubble News-Goon
and the St. Trickly Times
and the Goobertown Gazette
and even the Roggo Flats Daily Tourette!
Will all put the type-typey's
rave up on the top
with his name big & proud
his words bold & loud!
and the name of his paper
right underneath that ...
 a paper so odd they called
it the Strib
like a lake-muckian critter
with the face of a squid
And the parents perhaps
not so smart-smart to know
so they say,
'hey petunia, let's go see a show!'
So they wrapped up the
little ones in wide winters wraps
and the diapers & dribble cups
went straight in the night sack
And off to the mulgi-plex
where they waited in the line
with the Beasleys & Weasleys &
Flat Footed Small Frys
And finally oh finally when
the door monkey yelped
they ran and they ran and the
fatter folks fell
and the small ones their faces
were so bright they lit
but five minutes later the
sad truth had hit
they were stuck at the movies
with a huge piece of shit!
ken layne + do youself a flavor and get the new corvids cd
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