Thursday, December 08, 2005
 this has been a very interesting week.
the cubs finally did the right thing and got themselves a proper lead off man, my friend marilyn manson married finally did the right thing and married his true love dita von teese,
and for some reason i was accused of being anti-Semitic because i dared question the cadre of right wing bloggers who make up the surprisingly ridiculous pajamas media.
as the week progressed more and more blogs picked up on the theory and some supported my speculation that because the Bush administration has been caught corrupting every other form of media in america and has recently been caught paying for goodnews stories aka propaganda to be printed in iraqi newspapers that theres a great likelihood that theyre also involved in propaganda and/or corruption in omg... blogs,
specifically.
yes blogs, the last frontier.
(until al gore invents a new frontier)
some agreed that pajamas media sure isnt acting like a shrewd business or even a freewheeling dot com - theyre acting suspicious and queer and freaky and sorta drunk but not happy drunk or horny drunk but sleepy drunk, the worst drunk possible when youre trying to steer a ship or a zeppelin or a train.
and of course there were those who disagreed with me and said that i was jealous or that i was crazy. one guy even said that my ideas would be taken more seriously if i hadnt been cursed with being just so fucking dumb, because, apparently, if youre dumb even your correct theories have no validity.
some said that i was wacky to assume that the group of righties, some of whom had reacted to the iraqi newspaper propaganda scandal with support for the behavior, would actively participate in propaganda. but sadly they never explained how if someone agrees with the practice, they wouldn't actually be party to it. nor did they ever explain how bloggers were less likely to participate in what lots of other journalists have already lowered themselves too.
 exactly what is it about we bloggers that makes us incorruptible - except for those of us who pose such questions as we are obviously solely interested in hits and therefore raising our ad rates.
some said that it was ridiculous to recklessly throw upstanding citizens like glenn reynolds into a hairbrained theory that he and his pals were involved in wartime psyops. law professors arent interested in psyops
anymore.
which is probably why the instapundit, the chair of the pajamas media ed board deleted his psyops blog.
i mean who wants to confuse their readers into having them think that they actually support such things. let alone chuckle at them or encourage them so they can pass them along.
no i dont think that pajamas media is being secretly funded by the same people who paid off armstrong williams, or who paid the lincoln group, who manufactured "news" for television stations, who gave jeff gannon a years worth of day passes into the west wing, or who decided to accept the findings of the science board report to the defense department.
why buy the cow when the milk is free?
why secure 70 blogs' ad space real estate to spread your message inbetween selling circuit city ads?
hey the GOP has the executive branch, both wings of congress, the supreme court, the coalition of the willing, gasoline prices are dropping, saddam's squirming in court, and despite all the scandals menacing the senate majority leader and the house majority leader and the vp's cheif of staff, there would be no reason what so ever to have an in with some of the blogosphere's heaviest hitters next november.
im so retarded.
no wonder i cant find the shift key.
but retardation isnt what im concerned the most about, believe it or not. my pal jeff goldstein had me thinking - what if i really am anti-semetic? and what if that subconcious faith-based hate made me lash out at my fellow bloggers this week? well thats far more troubling than propaganda seeping into the pristine channels of the interweb.
so heres what ive decided. im gonna get one of those jdate accounts and start dating me some babes.
goldstein asked, and yes, ironically some of my best friends are jewish, but as far as i know i havent made out with a jewish lass before. growing up in the suburbs of chicago i was surrounded by italians and poles, and despite one of my best friends, alan grand being jewish, im pretty sure he was the only one in school.
as for local jewish single blogger chicks on my blogroll, i know of superjux and marissa, but i dont think im cool enough for them, so maybe if they read this they can set me up with a hebrew hottie. cuz i gotta find out if bro is right, i dont think im antisemetic but theres only one way to know for sure: dive in and see what happens.
and if im lucky perhaps xpajamas media blogger and jew luke ford can let me borrow his little black book now that he's settled down and blissful.
and yes i know that jeff has even recently accused jews of being anti-semetic because of their concerns about pajamas media, but who knows, he might be right about me. i just want to find out if its true.
and maybe while i do my research he can research who else in pajamas has deleted psyops blogs and/or have been given dozens of bush contracts over the years, like pj's main angel investor
wish me luck.
beastie boys + adam sandler + solomon's 99th birthday
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