Tuesday, April 25, 2006
exclusive interview with raymi the minxi as she makes supper for her man who is going to arrive home any second.
raymi: tony how come i am not a millionaire yet is it because i am not lindsay lohan
me: its because life isnt fair but money is the root of evil, stay away from it just keep having sex with fil and karaoking and blogging thats way more fun so im told
raymi: ok but i could be singing int oa golden microphone and having siberian tigers at my parties in cages
me: i'll give you a golden shower on christmas
raymi: ew
me: and you dont want tigers, they bite i mean microphone
raymi: also it's cruel
me: get midgets and cheerleaders
raymi: but you know what i mean diddy is biting my styles i gots ta get paid yo!
me: pure respect dont pay dem ends? i have a great book for you, but you have to promise to read it
raymi: it better not be gay ok interview me now 5 minute interview or call me podcast now!
me: your gf bunny mc has my podcaster
raymi: she is not my gf
me: 1. what are you wearing?
raymi: jeans sandals red and black striped sweater that i cut down the middle into a cardigan and a long tight blue american apparel tank with liter blue seams
me: 2. what was the last song you danced to?
raymi: i dont know i was insanely wasted and it was saturday nite something dancey like madonna or maybe rock
me: 3. what song do you want to karaoke to right THIS SECOND?
raymi: oh darling
me: f the beetles 4. if fil was a black man - a famous one - who would he be?
raymi: denzel
me: 5. if you could demand one girl to go down on you who would it be>?
raymi: angelina jolie no scarlett
me: 6. if you were a tiger would you eat people or just scare the shit out of them?
raymi: i'd be nice and play with them so then someone would buy me and have me live illegally in their home
me: 7. what salad dressing on your salad ma'am?
raymi: vinegarette i spelled it wrong
me: 8. pink or white panties?
raymi: pink white shows stians - stains
me: 9. name two newish bloggers that dont suck
raymi: uh... i forget... how new i dunno all the girls who are nice to me and want to be my friends and talk to me on msn i like rilah and gusgreeper cos they are retarded like me and have my back!
me: 10. two men appear in your house, both approved by fil. one has a verry long schween but has bad breath. the other has a normal sized sxhween but looks exactly like justin timberlake - who you got?
raymi: jt! me: 11. what was the best song matt sang during his last few shows?
raymi: i would say hurt but hm load me up is my fave absolutely and fils too we listen to it in thecar and then fil drives faster
me: 12. lets pretend that you masterbated - would you watch porn or think about people?
raymi: i think about nothing and everything i dont need porn, it slows me down
me: 13. what tv show are you obsessed by right now? raymi: afv
me: with that new dude? that dude blows!?!?
raymi: we love him hes awesome he says crazy shit thats like awkward but it works
me: 14. if you were going to coachella who would you want to see the most? name 5
raymi: ladytron
me: predictable
raymi: im looking yeah yeah yeahs
me: of course
raymi: sigur ros
me: !!!
raymi: daft punk
me: which is funny since theyre not punk
raymi: clap yer hands say yeah
me: have you seen them?
raymi: music to get fucked up to
me: not metric?
raymi: i am boooooooooored of metric i am prractically in that band i have seen them so many times
me: not wolf parade?
raymi: feh i dont know anything about them other than everyone is into them and i have never heard them
me: not wolfmother?
raymi: them too, no idea do they know me?
me: everyone knows you baby not matisyahu?
raymi: again why am i not a millionaire dunno that either but something tells me it has something to do with hot asian bitches?
me: WHAT ABOUT THE MFING GO!TEAM? speaking of hot asian hos
raymi: tony more questions not about music
me: 20 if fil was murdered would you avenge his death or move on with your life as a lesbian?
raymi: avenge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then kill myself kidding id go on a bender until i was 400 lbs
me: k xoxoxoxoxox stay topless
raymi: xo
raymi + fil + coachella blog + sk smith
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