Saturday, May 06, 2006
 happy cinco de mayo im not a whore im not even that drunk any more. im tired and im happy and im sad and im drunk inside but damn look at me type perfectly. she made me smoke something she made me try something. she said tony pierce i know you dont like republicans and i said shhhh and she said no no please i know you dont like republicans but i want to ksis tony pierce on cinso de mayo and i said then hush and she gave me a huge all tounge kiss like she wanted to lap up whatever illness i had in my stomak which isnt much any more infact its nothing at all thanks to karisa thurs night.
this chicks ass was barely there and you gocouldnt get much of a grip on it cuz her jeans were so tight and i was all ints sinco de fucko howcome youre not wearing an el dresso or something like a skirto or and che started biting on my neck HARD and people who see me or read me think im this tough guy cuz i dont shave sometimes and i look gangsta abut i dint look gangsta i just wear the shittiest close in the world like plaid green pants from zayre ciurca 89 and flannel shirts and hats that say kiss me im irish even though its cinko des mayonase and im black and im proud yall and thats a fact yual;l.
she said my name is and i was all shhhh lets kjuts ignore names tonight and she said bartender youre tony pierce and i do that to jkohn woo and i do it to marc brown i say both of their names and i dont know why i do it its just fun and funny but i mean it respectufully this girl was meaning it like i wasnt me i was like this fictuional caracherter prick my prick and doesnt it bleed. shit she bit my neck and it was bleeding. im a sensitve artist. some girls think every dude is just their scratch toy or bite toy or but thats bullshit you know what i like i like holding hands at the park and long walks on the beach and then returning to the park and gfiguring out what people will die of.
measles.
no breast cancer
no left cancer, everyuthing on the left side of their body is gonna get cancer
no a bus accident
no a car accident as in they get into the rong car and the owner is mafia and they think theyre trying to plant a bomb in there or a bug and the mafic dude sees em and shoots em.
not every girl will play that game with you at the park after walking on the beach, some will take you into the fort and pull down your pants and tell you what theyre gonna do to you and because its a little kids fort your head is sticking out from the top of the fort which is good because you can keep a look out wither or not any kids or parent s or mafiea peopel show up and shes all dont you wanna get caught and i go uh no i wanna get blown or conginue our walk on the peir and shes all youre no fun and shes literally blowing on it and getting so close with her tounge and you were raised a gentlemen so you dont shove it in there you dont do shit you look around for people and wonder where am i who is this girl and then you panic becaus if she really is a republican shes totally insane cuz being a republican after this five year fiasco is like working for the aresol can industry in 2006 and getting used to your commute.
and some girls like to tease and some girls like to investigate and some girls get drunk and just want to suck on something.
and some girls like to bite and those girls find themselves not walking on the beach but being carried across the sand kicking and scratching at the sensitive back of poets and cursing and saying the meanest things about the size of things and some boys have heard it all from omg how am i going to take all of this in my mouth to omg that was so perfect to omg ive nver come from just sex before that hearing this negative stuff from someone who actually aligns themselves with the party of corruption lies and failure really doesnt affect shit
and its amazing how strong you can be when your only goal for three minutes is to carry a girl to the end of the peir and watch her flail and finally hear her cry ebcauyse she knows youre gonna fucking throw her off
bvut the best is when you realize your pants are still on the playground.
speaking of pants + floor pie + myspace filters rivals, not porn + paige
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