Saturday, November 22, 2008
devil tried to ruin my vacation, several times, but failed
tried to make the cabbie late in el segundo, succeeded which made me late for my flight to ft myers florida ticket lady said next flights in 13 hours ticket lady said or you could come back tomorrow. problem was i dropped my keys off in karisas mail slot. so i tolder id do a favor for her when i got back and paid a hundred and a half extra to fly into miami rightthen me n the devil considered that a win win
rented a car in miami to get to marco island. was only supposed to cost two fiddy a week, sal. thrifty rentacar figured out a way to sign me out at five fiddy a week so after a few days i returned the car thinking id only hafta pay twosomething but the devil won that round when the dude said three days equals threefiddy. i said youre gonna charge me a hundred and change a day? mmmmm kay.
the kids were loud but adorable. the hottub wasnt as hot as it coulda been. i planned on writing a fiddy page report for my employer and it turned out to be twenty-one pages. not sure if the devil won that round too but this report's pretty great. funny too. so f you.
to prove to satan i really was on vacation i didnt shower or shave for a week
to prove to tony that he really wanted to show me whos who he stole my iPhone in the ft myers to atl flight then made karisa oversleep then made me watch the lax airport police write so many tickets to people just trying to pick up their loved ones.
but because God is beautiful when karisa picked me up he had her fix me a nice champagne concoction then she threw together some pita + truffles situation she said i think glitter is on tv siddown.
i never wanna travel again. but i wouldnt mind coming back to LA over and over.
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