ashley and i dont agree
on everything.
and we dont get along all the time, either.
but every time we get together,
we have quite memorable adventures.
some of them are quite simple and sweet,
while others are ridiculously unbelievable
and obviously unprintable even on
this cesspool of filth we call the internet.

just know she likes mazzy star
butterflies
and chewy sweet tarts

it really is
a crying shame
i'll never see her
ever
again.