the only thing worse than seeing a cop car, is seeing a cop car, a hazmat truck and a bunch of reporters outside your metro station

my question, did anyone search the chronically broken escalators?

all 18 metro stations were evacuated yesterday when cops smelled something odd and over a dozen riders complained of dizziness and dry eyes. hours later the stations were re-opened and the symptoms had disappeared

turned out it might have been the unfamilar smell of cleaning fluids. either that or the incense stick guy tried to get baked in the elevator and forgot that it was packed full of people.