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are
you having a
happy black history month? thats good. this one goes out to mr. hugh
hefner who dumped his three girlfriends, including the twins sandy and
mandy, and now has seven
live-in girlfriends! i keep asking rene, hey can we be sexy friends
when this is all over? she says what all of the girls say, its the best
thing that girls can say pretty much most situations and it does work
on me all the time. she said maybe. im like you know lets say you are
having a pajama party and you are really in the mood for some digital
underground, just promise me that you'll think of me and say, hey i
know who has that cd, let me call him. and she says so all you would
want to do is come over and drop off the cd. and i said what else would
i want, i have nothing but respect for the all girl pajama party. when
i first got involved in human resources i got sat down so many times
about confidentiality. i have to say, i had a few issues way at the
beginning, but as soon as i understood the rules, i was pretty good.
better than a lot of people, i'll tell you that. |
and
yes im getting job offers but they are definitely not the ones that i think
you would accept either so lets just imagine that we are hugh hefner. would
you trade in the rest of the life that you would live for six months of
being hugh hefner with seven girlfriends? is that a crazy question? whats
crazy is there might be somebody somewhere who has a better life than hugh
hefner. personally, i dont know who that person would be, keep in mind the
playboy mansion is a mansion filled with the most beautiful half naked women
in the world, famous athletes, celebrities, dignitaries and others. i bet
even some of the others are fairly cool, but thats hugh's house. five acres.
rene's folks have five acres and you could put a baseball field and a football
field on five acres. would i do that if i owned the mansion? no. i would
only put a baseball field. i saw drew barrymore on tom green's website.
that girl is the greatest. i'll tell you what drew, i will quit smoking
right now since youre trying to quit. im gonna smoke and then im gonna clean up the house then im not gonna smoke again today. one day at a time is how you do things, ask anybody m2 just played refused, thanks n now it's number of the beast. im just sitting here taking it in. im gonna have my last smoke as iron maiden sings but can you believe i havent eaten yet? |
