sonny
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where
do you get your information from, son?
everything
i learn comes from girls who kiss me,
poetry teachers, and magazines with bikini girls on the covers.
your
comebacks are not funny, but they are quick. where do you get them from?
television
and rap music.
you
claim to be an ordained minister. of what belief?
i
am a conservative Christian. i believe everything in the Bible, even
the part where it says that God made all the plants for our use. and
the part about not working on Sundays, i believe that part was written
in stone.
so
you are a pot-smoking hippie ...
Jesus
looked more like a hippie than a golfer. What do you think being a Christian
means? I believe God was Jesus.
so
what other drugs do you take?
what
drugs *don't* I take? the two most disturbing things to a man's psyche
are chasing women and studying religion and trying to do those things
simultaniously is a recipe for certain disaster. I have seen grown men
do completely ridiculous things because of women. when people freak
out on drugs they are usually nearly comatosed and quiet. when people
freak out over love they are loud and destructive and much more ugly
and dangerous. let's not even get into how many wars were started -
are starting - over religion. so if someone offers me a hit off a pipe
at a Foo Fighters show do i take it? i take a big fucking hit and offer
up some of mine.
why
so bitter?
i shrunk maria's sweater and i can't find it anywhere.
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+ cye