i feel low, i hop in my flying car and talk to the children of the world.
i'd go into great detail if you asked me to, but today at work i got paid to edit the closed captions of television shows featuring bikini girls, porn stars and celebrities.
paco played stairway to heaven on his little accordian and asked me if i had kissed any hot girls lately and i said yeah and he said, do you have any good channels on tv where you live and i said yeah. he said, what place is your favorite team in, and i said, the cubs are in first place and he said then why were you so bummed out that you flew your car out here and i said, i dont remember and he said i dont believe that you are completely drug free and i said i swear to you i am.
and then he spit in my eye.
about the naked lady yesterday,