i want something fun to happen to me. something exciting.
im bored being bored. i want interesting people to come over
and watch mtv via tivo with me.
i want to drink soft drinks with them.
i want them to be prettier and funnier and better in real life
than they are in their many blogs and articles.
i want them to tell me beautiful secrets. only me.
i want them to rip through my tortilla chips and m&ms
and have made up names for me and have them touch
their noses every time they mention my fake name.
i have such a boring life. i want it to be so much different.

my new auction + dodger game + busblog