ive had two kidney stones cuz i drink too much pop

all you need is some demoral or an emergency room near by if you feel the gaseous pangs of a kidney stone. demoral of course is a kissing cousin to heroin. except the needle is wider and thicker and your hip kills for days after being nailed by it.

when i had my second one, they tried to give me some generic demorol and i was all, dude, fuck that shit.

my fro was way up high. at first they thought id been electrocuted cuz i was also really pale.

i am surrounded by hospitals where i live.

so the first thing i did was get nineteen bottles of soda.

fuckers