ive
had two kidney stones cuz i drink too much pop
all
you need is some demoral or an emergency room near by if you feel
the gaseous pangs of a kidney stone. demoral of course is a kissing
cousin to heroin. except the needle is wider and thicker and your
hip kills for days after being nailed by it.
when
i had my second one, they tried to give me some generic demorol and
i was all, dude, fuck that shit.
my
fro was way up high. at first they thought id been electrocuted cuz
i was also really pale.
i
am surrounded by hospitals where i live.
so
the first thing i did was get nineteen bottles of soda.
fuckers