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JJL found this survey in the diary of Smirking Revenge

1. Name: Tony
2. If there are 3 wells (love, beauty, and creativity) and you can drink from one of them, which would you choose?: i'd rather have a Coke and a smile.
3. Do you wish on stars?: Yes, I wish that the stars would make better movies. ten bucks will get you a half a hit of X - all movies should be that good, at least.
4. Would you kill someone?: I kill myself everday
5. If yes, who?: cigarrettes do the job good enough without me
6. What TV show or movie title best describes your life?: the greatest american hero
7. Do you like your handwriting?: Only when I take my time at it
8. Who are you jealous of?: I've been jealous of Marc Brown ever since he ran for A.S. President and got 69 votes. I knew he was doomed for greatness.
9. What kind of person do you want to marry?: madonna whore, of course. if she cant cook thats ok.
10. What is your favorite lunch meat?: that turkey with the pepper on the edges
11. Do you think that the people on the gap commercials are cool?: ?? i thought they were so cool i bought the company.
12. Are you a daredevil?: only in video games and in bed.
13. How big was the biggest mango you ever had?: i was on x, stacy teas was on x, she said eat this delicous mango. i'd say it was a full b cup.
14. Have you ever told a secret that you swore you wouldn't repeat?: my grandma forgot that she had her gun in her purse when she picked us up at the airport. the cops put her in airport security and she said dont tell anyone about this. i tell everyone about it because i think shes so cool.
15. Do you pray?: all the time
16. Have you ever met anyone famous?: shitloads
17. Do you think there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow?: i'm hoping their will be a pot of pot.
18. How do you vent anger?: i internalize it, argue with the demons, get high, eat, and then shit it out in the morning. the buck stops here.
19. Are you trendy?: in every way except my clothes. i love survivor, christina agulera, eminem, kid rock, mtv, southern california, the nba, and the www. thats mighty trendy.
20. Are you passive or aggressive?: id say passive.
21. Who is your idol?: angus young, ac/dc
22. Who is your second family?: the excellent writers at maxim magazine. and The Simpsons.
23. Do you trust others easily?: yes, its easier that way.
24. What was your favorite toy as a child: nerf basketball
25. What class in school do you think is totally useless?: sex ed didnt teach me a damn thing.
26. What is the punch-line to your favorite joke?: please.
27. Do you like sappy love songs?: Theres no such thing.
28. Do you think your life so far has been good?: damn good. its all downhill from here.
29. What was your best Halloweeen costume?: elwood blues, from the blues brothers
30. Have you ever been on radio or television?: many times. i had a radio show for a number of years. ive been interviewed on tv and when i sold hot dogs for the giants i was in the background a lot.
31. Do you keep a diary?: yes. ive kept them all of my life. the only real one that i have is a top secret one that only one other person who knows me knows about.
32. Have you ever intentionally hurt another person?: first, i dont believe that anyone can hurt anyone else. if some prick came up to me and said, god you suck so bad. i would think thats your opinoin and you are in the minority on that one, bro. maybe you oughtta get your facts straight, so ive said mean things to others but they were true and i felt fucked that i had to be the one to tell them these ugly truths, but i did it not to hurt them, but because it had to be said. if i wanted to hurt someone, id punh em in the neck or in the nuts.
33. Have you ever been in a mosh pit?: many times. me and chris almost died in one at the tibetian freedom concert while the beasties were playing. me and jeanine almost killed others at the chili peppers show at the palladium and the funnest one was PiL at the Ventura Theatre where Johnny Rotten constantly insulted us saying, "Ventura is obviously just a freeway exit."
34. Ever have sex outside? cars probably dont count, but yes, on the beach a few times.