people say
the internet is dead
..............................................
and i say no youre dead. i say fuck you. hey fucker, i say fuck you.
everyone knows that porn continues to make money on the web and nobody cares
to look at them
and ask them how they do it. i promise you there are no fucking pool tables
or thousand dollar chairs
in the offices of a porn company. not even the biggest
ones, who by the way, rake in way more than
you think. but forget them for a second. let's not talk about an industry that
actually entertains while
delivering constantly evolving and suprisingly diverse low budget goods, let's
talk about the retailers.
eToys is trading at thirty
cents a share. how do i know? oh because i bought a hundred shares when
it was trading higher than thirty cents. eToys doesn't make any of the toys,
just like how Amazon
doesnt write any of the books. eToys has over a million registered customers
and somehow their
stock isnt worth shit. and therefore, they arent worth shit. i say good. i say
if you cant turn a profit
off a million people coming to your site, a million email addresses, a million
people who probably
only buy online maybe 3-4 times a year - and therefore you have a great opportunity
to have them
mention your name whenever they talk about shopping on the Internet ... your
whole thing is telling
people what you have and getting it to them -- as if that is some tough trick
-- and you've done it
millions of times! and if you cannot parlay that into big time success despite
allan greenspan's
meddling then i say die commie fuck. im no victim. i deserved to lose that money.
i bet on the
fucked up horse. i understood the rules of the game. they were simple: bet,
watch, and either
collect or don't collect. but typists who are getting paid to tap ridiculous
opinions like "the web is
over"? is your cousin the one running eToys because suddenly you are even
dumber than he is.
genius, digital
tv means if you like what Tyra is wearing on Soul Train, then you point
your remote
at her ass and click. 16 x 9 televisions mean the sidebar typically seen on
web pages will appear
in such moments, probably displaying the prices of several online stores. click
the store you like,
choose the color and size, hit the numbers on your remote for the password and
within seconds you have
a receipt printing out of your mother fucking television! all these sites that
are going out of business now
are the pilgrims who froze that first winter or caught the flu the next and
croaked. and as they suffered i bet
they said fuck america, this place is rotten, no wonder nobody lives here. i
say die, get out of the way. you know what's
interesting? these companies fail and they give up on the web but they were
never really into it in the first place. i mean
hugh hefner lives in the playboy mansion. the center of that magazine's universe
is not just that house, but it is beneath
his robe. meanwhile these dot com "leaders"
dont even have a home page and they wonder why they get dissed. pardon
me for seeing a relationship there. larry flynt is a man who will go to court
wearing an american flag diaper for his
industry and what do you think bill gates wore when congress wanted to ask him
about his monopoly? even though
hes the richest man he didnt wear a diaper. but he gets away with it because
he actually likes technology. these fakers
dont and so let them freeze. i have seen sites made by thirteen year-olds who
make the most beautiful
web pages
and im supposed to buy-in to industy visionaries, harvard mba's, and
people who own beach homes and jaguars who
dont have the time or intellect to learn how to use dreamweaver and photoshop
with the first round of funding? the web
is simply a collection of web sites. make one. hugh hefner knows what his cover
girl smells like and most of you can't
clear your cache. the internet isnt dead, she just got her first period. happy
black history month. tonypierce.com
jenny