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ashley's
in town and guess what, she likes the new no doubt cd.
we went
to the mann national last night to see vanila sky.
she wanted
to see vanilla sky i wanted to see royal tantenbaums. she wanted to
see royal tantenbaums too, but not as much and i had heard that vanilla
sky was erotic and so incredible that you cant even talk about it,
let alone the SO UNBELIEVEABLE ending.
well
heres my review of the movie.
i wish
that the theatre had burned down before we got there. i wish that
tom cruise had taken some hetro lessons before he decided to pretend
like he was kissing a hot chick.
you know,
i have nothing against homos or hetros or whatever, but i do have
something against a movie that takes EIGHTEEN of my hard-earned dollars
and gives it to a guy who obviously spends it on workout equipment
and dentures.
see this
movie at your own risk.
one thing
about cameron crowe, however, he is the master of making a soundtrack.
if you find yourself not liking this film, just close your eyes and
listen to the music. truly simply beautiful. much like my teen princess
from the desert.
snuck
into the baja fresh and ashley said she had to pee. i distracted the
seniorita by asking if they had any flan or jello.
apparently
thats all that im allowed to write about. but let me tell you these
truths: vanilla sky sucks cow balls, and you cant get flan at the
baja fresh.