i
saw pearl jam on mtv2 yesterday. the lead guitar player was wearing
a clash tshirt and the other guitar player was playing in hiking shorts.
this
is what to wear if you are going to play a rock concert, daughter.
this
is what you wear when you are the best fucking rock band in town. and
where is your flaming gong, vedder? all those kids gave you all that
money, where the fuck is the gong?
the
logo, the lineup, the sex, the songs. if david foster thinks he's so
great and such a svengali, how come he doesnt find us any of this?
everybody
wants some.
so
eddie van halen has cancer. first he was an alcoholic and then he was
on howard stern mumbling, and now he has cancer. i guess now we know
what men who have everything get.
speaking
of which, the other day i bought a lottery ticket and my drive home
was about 30 minutes and usually i can think of what im gonna do with
the money if i won. the other day all i could think of was to buy a
house in isla vista and get a corvette and an old english sheep dog.
but
now i want to get van halen to play at my keg party.
authentic
rock stars dont die of pussyass tongue cancer.
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