did some last minute christmas shopping at the wal*mart in vegas and
had her little friend take some pictures.
at tonypierce.com, we pride ourselves in having more pictures of ashley
than any other site on the internet.
is a lot like one of those trick shit pies that you get in far off
lands like madagascar and beruit. the guy spots the tourist and says
my friend my friend i have for you something that you wont get anywhere
else in the world, and offers you a shit pie.
you're like me, you can't pass up such a great deal, i mean he allows
himself to get talked down from 2,000 dumrahs down to 125 and says
to you that the game is to share the pie with at least four people
and the one who finds the empty bullet casing in his slice is the
king of the day.
trick, in most of those pies, is there's no old rusty bullet casing
at all awaiting a lucky monarch-to-be, there's just pinapple slices,
gray sardines, crust and shit. the trick is on you cuz everyone is
cleaning their plates looking for the prize. aint no prize. the prize
is you get to share a fun desert with your friends.
christmas i didnt even know ashley, this year has been nothing but
bullet casings, if you know what i mean. no shit.