dear anna,

i love the britney spears lookalike. how did you know!

anna, you are the best.

ever since i first met you i knew that you were different and it wasnt just because you were a famous russian teen glamor girl with a twisted need for modeling clothes privately for american men.

your gifts are generous and your creativity is endless.

i cannot go to florida for thanksgiving my love as i have to work. we work for a living in this country even though we might pretend otherwise. work is what it's about.

anyhow, you're a crackup, comrade.

win a tournament soon,