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tony: how do you get your credentials? through modeling?
tony: or through being a hot chick?
sally: i just get invited to a lot of things
sally: half the time i never go
sally: like i never had any trouble getting backstage if i tried

tony: so its the hot chick factor
sally: i wish
tony: so they know you from somewhere else then?
sally: oh definitely not. i haven't been in recent ads or anything
tony: then it is the hot chick factor
tony: your wishes have come true
sally: thank you, i'll remember that the next time i'm scared to leave my place
tony: what are you scared about?
sally: i'm scared that i'm going to embarrass myself in public
tony: too late
sally: har har
sally: or scared that i'm going to be misinterpreted
sally: that's the big one
sally: that i won't be understood

tony: its inevitable though
sally: i know
tony: what are you afraid they'll think?
sally: i'm afraid to appear stupid
tony: please
sally: seriously
sally: i'm smarter than 99% of the population and don't want to be judged by *them* if that makes any sense

tony: who wants to be judged by dummies?
sally: exactly
tony: approval means that much to you?
sally: yes

her site is called useless

 

 

 


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