and i busted some bad ass motherfuckers the other day
who had cars money drugs cds bonds highspeed internet access
furs diamonds art sculpture laker tickets gum ping pong balls
video game machines dungeons and dragons memorabillia
knives machettes mini bikes bongs barrels of monkeys
talking birds of all sorts free cable tv waterbeds
dancing girls midgets elephants confettii
good references indoor plumbing
christmas lights ocean views
but she and i discovered
that they also had keys
to an apartment in
so we went there
to see what we could see.
busted through the door
even though we had the key
secured all the rooms
but a pack of parliments.
came outside and told me
that everything was chill
and i said good
cuz i still wasnt done
with my fatburger.