Monday, July 21, 2003
 you know what's funny? the more i write about kobe bryant, the more hits i get.
not because people are dying to hear my opinion, i think they want to see pictures.
witness
this is number four on the google search for "Kobe Bryant Assualt Pictures" right now. i bet it goes higher by tomorrow:
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... shes very worried that her momma wont like this picture and i said, whats not to like? ... kobe bryant is being accused of sexual assualt and i have no idea how ... tonypierce.com/blog/2003_07_06_blogarc.htm - 87k - Cached - Similar pages
i could get a million hits today, my friends. maybe two million.
all i have to do is put up those cheerleader pictures of the alleged accuser.
maybe even three million.
everyone is saying shes crazy anyway.
because drudge is the kneepad sporting towelboy of the right, on thursday he did as he was told, and outted this guy the white house suddenly didnt like.
the guy is abc reporter Jeffrey Kofman who did a peice on last tuesdays "world news tonight" about the 2nd brigade of the us army who are pissed off about still being in iraq after ten months.
the white house apparently gets a little uncomfortable when our troops are saying on the evening news that defense secrectary rumsfield should resign, so instead of bringing them home (like they had reportedly promised several times this summer) they instead went into kofman's background and found a feature on him done by the Advocate in '01 (google "Jeffrey Kofman" and it's the third return) and sent it to drudge, the washington post reported friday.
drudge hid the homophobia by announcing to his readers that Kofman was: canadian!
huh?
peter jennings, the long-time anchor of abc's world news tonight is canadian. so who cares, eh?
but thats where the towelboy links to the two year old advocate feature.
cuz hes a bitch.
all about them hits.
all about that dirty money from the filthy frauds.
because drudge cant write. never could. hes no writer. but who cares on the web.
the right hand of the web might be the information and the writing and the pictures
but its left hand is the hypertext.
the links.
58. american pipedream
the thing that makes this better than books.
all the links today pointed to the alleged pictures of the alleged accuser of kobes alleged crime and now all those servers are down.
perfect time for someone who wants attention and wants hits to post a few.
maybe make a photo essay.
maybe pawn it off as some bullshit cutesy pie survey, an excuse to exploit.
"do you think this is kobe's accuser?"
as if it matters.
as if we're not all gawkers at a terrible wreck on the highway.
i knew about the santa monica farmers market thing within minutes. i keep telling you, my boy os was there.
twenty minute busride to the wessside and i coulda had all the gore for net to whore.
its news, isnt it? its local. its tragic. its la...and our sick affair with cars.
and God knows drudge woulda done it
if he actually pulled up his pants once in a while and did something himself.
the root of all evil might be the love of money
and at the root of matt drudge is the shame of self hate as ugly and woeful as his web design.
word is the gay lesbian and transgendered community have donated a small fortune to drudge so he wouldnt come out in fear that it would give them a bad name.
which is precisely why im glad that he doesnt like being called a blogger.
madpony + lynn carrier + lane + 21mm
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