Thursday, September 09, 2004
 karisa gives us an NFL football preview
<3_Karisa_<3: yo!
<3_Karisa_<3: how are you today, mr. pierce?!
mr_dumbassss: eh
mr_dumbassss: i want to write but i have nothing to write about
<3_Karisa_<3: you can write about how i was in vegas w/my bro and his friends and i had to go to the bathroom really bad.
<3_Karisa_<3: we all just drank like 5 beers in 2 minutes.
<3_Karisa_<3: so we went down this wierd hallway to use the restroom and the women's room was being cleaned.
<3_Karisa_<3: so no one was in the men's room, so i just went in w/all them.
<3_Karisa_<3: in a stall.
<3_Karisa_<3: then some man busted in and said "you can't bring a whore in here- you will get arrested".
mr_dumbassss: ooooooooooooooh
<3_Karisa_<3: and they told him to get the hell out of there.
<3_Karisa_<3: then my bro went to his store (some wicked lame clothing store) and said "call my sister a whore again and i'll fucking kill you"
<3_Karisa_<3: can you believe that?
mr_dumbassss: well
mr_dumbassss: were you dressed particularily whore-like?
<3_Karisa_<3: no!
<3_Karisa_<3: i was wearing flip flops!
<3_Karisa_<3: it was right after i got there.
<3_Karisa_<3: i wasn't in 'vegas attire'
mr_dumbassss: ahahaha
<3_Karisa_<3: maybe my boobs were slightly hanging out.... but....
mr_dumbassss: were you giving head for $5?
<3_Karisa_<3: phmmmph. i think i would charge more than that!
<3_Karisa_<3: haha-
<3_Karisa_<3: tony!
mr_dumbassss: do you follow the pats closely or what?
 <3_Karisa_<3: close enough.
<3_Karisa_<3: btw, my red sox are only 2 games behind.
mr_dumbassss: btw i am quite aware of that
<3_Karisa_<3: :-)
mr_dumbassss: im ignoring baseball right now
mr_dumbassss: it depresses me
<3_Karisa_<3: it is so exciting!
<3_Karisa_<3: red sox are going to defeat the yankees.
mr_dumbassss: god willing
mr_dumbassss: who is the coach of the pats?
<3_Karisa_<3: bill bellicheck
mr_dumbassss: why is that fairy tom brady so good?
<3_Karisa_<3: b/c he is so hot.
mr_dumbassss: is he married?
<3_Karisa_<3: no.
mr_dumbassss: if he was in that vegas mens room would you still be a virgin?
<3_Karisa_<3: haha- only b/c i love my bf and am waiting until we are married ;-)
<3_Karisa_<3: did you know he was an 'organizational studies' major?
<3_Karisa_<3: wtf is that?
mr_dumbassss: football degree
<3_Karisa_<3: that is a tenth deduction.
<3_Karisa_<3: i've decided to rank everything/everyone like in the olympics.
<3_Karisa_<3: they get a start value.
<3_Karisa_<3: then they get bonus points & deductions.
<3_Karisa_<3: like at dinner the other night.
<3_Karisa_<3: 20% tip to start.
<3_Karisa_<3: 1 pt deduction for saying she will get me a new beer and then totally forgetting.
<3_Karisa_<3: she ended up with an 18.5%
mr_dumbassss: after two superbowls i cant imagine a girl like you giving your boy brady anything other than a perfect 10
 <3_Karisa_<3: he gets a 10... he had a bonus start value ;-)
<3_Karisa_<3: for being super-hot
mr_dumbassss: do girls really check out dudes asses or is that bogus
<3_Karisa_<3: in football or in general?
mr_dumbassss: either
<3_Karisa_<3: we do it as a joke really.
<3_Karisa_<3: we don't really care.
<3_Karisa_<3: now if you turn the boy around... we might sneak seriously glance on that side!
mr_dumbassss: as if that would give a girl any clue
mr_dumbassss: will the pats repeat as superbowl champs?
<3_Karisa_<3: well... we have practically the same team.
<3_Karisa_<3: so why not?
<3_Karisa_<3: i want them to win, and it would be great. i don't want to be selfish though.
<3_Karisa_<3: i want the sox to win more!
<3_Karisa_<3: are you still going to come over this evening?
mr_dumbassss: no
<3_Karisa_<3: you bum!
mr_dumbassss: what will be the score tonight?
<3_Karisa_<3: patriots: 34
<3_Karisa_<3: 4 touchdown passes from brady
<3_Karisa_<3: 2 field goals
mr_dumbassss: and indianapolis?
<3_Karisa_<3: i will give the colts 24....
<3_Karisa_<3: as a gift.
<3_Karisa_<3: so 'no ride' is no excuse.
mr_dumbassss: i do need to go home to get my special nfl kickoff rum
mr_dumbassss: if i take the subway to hollywood and vine, can i call you to pick me up there?
<3_Karisa_<3: yes. absolutely.
mr_dumbassss: awesome
mr_dumbassss: will you let me bbq for you?
<3_Karisa_<3: you must!
<3_Karisa_<3: i have burgers and hot dogs.
<3_Karisa_<3: we can grill by the pool at halftime.
<3_Karisa_<3: bring your swimsuit in case!
mr_dumbassss: yeah right
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