Wednesday, December 29, 2004
 our pal Bunny McIntosh got published in her local rag!
witness: Sexoholism 101
Your Guide To Getting Action At An Athens New Year's Eve Dance Party
I used to feel that no self-respecting citizen would go out in public and grind on random strangers to the beat of an overplayed Dee-Lite song. I felt these sorts of behaviors were best left to your bedroom, where you could sing to a framed 8x10 picture of John Cusack in the privacy of your own world. What I didn't realize, though, is that dignity and self respect are completely over-rated qualities that leave you reading The Physics of Star Trek in your parents' basement instead of going out. One day you'll just wake up wondering how you ended up addicted to porn and managing a Foot Locker.
To hell with that snobbery; in Athens, you must go out and dance. There are several ways to make an Athens dance party worthwhile, and you'll find any number of options on New Year's Eve. With my vast experience (if somewhat hampered memories), I will guide you though the process of how to have an amazing time.
First of all, go ahead and call your work the night before and tell them that you are violently ill and will not be coming in until at least noon. To seal the deal, use words for things that never happen to people in real life - words like "projectile vomiting," "food poisoning" or "pregnant." That way, if you wake up next to Don Juan (or even Don Johnson) you can still have waffles together before you have to go get paid $6.50 an hour to ring up angry patrons for the rest of the afternoon. read the whole thing here at the Flagpole.
see the full picture of ms mcintosh here which was part of this glorious photo essay regarding the day that bunny flew out here to kiss me on the cheek and say hi.
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speaking of kickass awesome fucking wonderful fucking kickass
xtx got my blook And anti's blook
and then had them talk to each other.
if ever there was a reason to type "omg" this is the time
OMG
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and finally, lots of people asked how they can get a Raymi poster designed by Jaime
well, artfan, you need to go no further than to
Jamie's Cafepress store. duh.
i have the poster, the postcards and the journal cuz im a real fan.
i recommend them all.
ryan mcgee + maddox + makeout city + riley dog
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