Thursday, January 27, 2005
 pornicopia: a real sex xtra
hbo
thursdays
apparently hbo knew exactly what would keep me subscribed while we wait for the sopranos to get it together, re-airing the series on porn.
today they showed the first two episodes that initially aired in november.
to be honest i barely remember what i saw.
oh thats right, jenna jameson saying that guys approach her all the time and say, "i want to get into porn. i want to work with you. what do i have to do?" and she says, "fine, drop your pants and get it up. you have five minutes."
which i didnt really understand because isnt jenna jameson the queen of porn stars because guys like to get hard around her?
shouldnt the test be: look at that dumpster, get hard in two minutes.
the whole time i kept thinking, i would be the worlds greatest porn director.
i have so many ideas.
but i feel the same way about porn directing as i do about ads on blogs - just cuz you could do it, does it mean you should?
im no prude. i couldnt give a crap if someone wanted to judge me if i was a big time porn director.
who wouldnt want a black business card with red lettering that said
tony pierce
xxx director
666-6969
who wouldnt want to have a great heroin habit, one that didnt make you addicted
who wouldnt want to be the best dressed pimp
with the hottest stable.
who wouldnt want to be a six figure salaried meter maid.
 an eagle eyed sniper
or a yankee.
i want to be a xxx director, but i wont
i dont want to have ads, but i will
dogs dont even have these sorts of problems.
and apparently real porn stars dont either.
hbo tonight showed us regular couples who make six figures having sex on their websites, and regular girls who make six figures on video.
we heard a film professor from ucsb say that ever since there was film there was porn
and the only reason that its taboo today is that a long time ago the elite men wanted it tucked away from their prim women.
why would you want it tucked away from them?
everyones insane.
then i watched the black chick in the apprentice quit.
it was good but the behind this behind the scenes documentary mini series on hbo is better.
melting dolls + amy + emmanuelle reviews The Office, the american version
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