Wednesday, May 11, 2005
 the amazing race
season finale
5/10/05
cbs
amazing.
last year they had us pulling for charla the dwarf, and this year they had us rooting both for and against survivors rob and amber.
as a proud black man, though, of course i was rooting for my people, who rob last night accurately called "the black couple"
which i agree is all they were until my brotha picked up the golf club(!) and chipped a ball 135 yards onto a green after just a few strokes.
their names are Uchenna and Joyce and because they lost the second to last leg, they had all their money and possessions taken away and these people had to beg for money in airports, and finally yards away from the finish line in order to win one of the most exciting races jerry bruckheimer has ever orchestrated.
it was the second time in a row that the black couple has won the globe trotting made for tv race
not that anyones counting.
rob and amber were excellent competitors, extremely cool under pressure, aware of the fact that they were despised by the other teams, but they just kissed and smiled as they worked every single angle in the one-of-a-kind game where the winning team wins a million dollars.
throughout the race, no matter what continent they were on, either "boston" rob or survivor champ amber brkich would get recognized by a local who would help them with directions or whom would sometimes ride along for long portions of the race.
although it was definately a brilliant move to have rob and amber in the game, and what luck was it to have them in their to root for all the way up until the end when it was impossible to root against uchenna and joyce agu. joyce cut off her long locks during one challenge and uchenna simply would not give up and begged men and women alike for money even when it looked dire. however, if it wasnt for a willing airline pilot who let the couple on the plane for the very last leg of the race, rob and amber would be a million dollars richer.
but the best part about this race was that with the lead with a few yards from the finish line uchenna and joyce realized that they didnt have enough money to pay the cab driver who took them to their final destination, which was in a park next to a luxury hotel.
instead of telling the cabbie "let me get back to you in 2 SECONDS after i win a million dollars" uchenna begged tourists and visitors for $20 each. even $10 will do he pleaded with fat izod wearing company men on vacation in their rental sedans. valueable time melted away as people declined handing over their "extra" money to these crazy bald black people who seemed nice but... had no money for some reason.
the taxi waited as the wife pleaded with her husband to simply cross the finish line but uchenna on principle was firm when he said, my man has to get paid.
i screamed, i laughed, i cried.
when people proudly say that they dont even have televisions, never mind watch reality tv, i pity the fools for missing real human dramas which sometimes... sometimes... show the humanity of the people even in the face of personal gain, even in the face of defeat.
marissa + perfect pear + black feminism dot org + lynne d johnson
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