Tuesday, July 12, 2005
exclusive interview with raymi the minx
raymi says: buy my book! or at least mention it on yer blog
dumbass of america says: k dumbass of america says: i was going to put it on the left hand side of my blog where jaime’s is. maybe if you can give me a brief interview i can put the interview on my blog
raymi says: sure raymi says: ok so um you've been unemployed for awhile now right, or are you doing something? raymi says: hello
dumbass of america says: hi dumbass of america says: im not doing shit
raymi says: are u starting to go looney, cos i dont work either and it gets to you after awhile
dumbass of america says: yes
raymi says: can you elaborate
dumbass of america says: well i quit smoking weed after 10 years straight thats sorta loony, im not writing much, im not getting laid, i broke up with my hot gf who was young and sweet and perfect. thats looney. yes im losing my mind. good people should work
raymi says: are you having a midlife crisis
dumbass of america says: no, im just bored from not having a daily routine dumbass of america says: midlife crises are for white people
raymi says: you should learn how to knit
dumbass of america says: thats so very trendy here in LA dumbass of america says: so no thanks dumbass of america says: its like driving a beamer
raymi says: ok then you should start a jumprope club
dumbass of america says: again, youre always ahead of the curve, raymi dumbass of america says: brilliant idea dumbass of america says: ps i love you
raymi says: thanks raymi says:ok next question raymi says: why do you always link anti and i together all the time, you know we broke up a trillion years ago and we are two separate entities altogether
dumbass of america says: actually i make a concerted effort not to dumbass of america says: but sometimes i have to keep it real dumbass of america says: you two have a similar thing going on dumbass of america says: youre both rad dumbass of america says: what can i do? dumbass of america says: and youre both usually topless
raymi says: ok why is flagrant so punk rock? how can you be punk rock when you are anonymous?
dumbass of america says: excellent question dumbass of america says: somehow she pulls it off dumbass of america says: and you have to admit, the things she talks about sort of require her to hide her identity dumbass of america says: do you read her much?
raymi says: sort of not really
dumbass of america says: who do you read the most?
raymi says: i get annoyed cos i cant see what she looks like
dumbass of america says: (say me say me say me say me)
raymi says: i read you and jamie
dumbass of america says: YAY! dumbass of america says: fuck yeah!!!
raymi says: ok when are you going to grow your hair back
dumbass of america says: im dancing dumbass of america says: hmmmm
raymi says: i think you should
dumbass of america says: im lazy so i like it shaved dumbass of america says: you do? dumbass of america says: but i will look like art garfunkle
raymi says: well i liked it best when it was sort of there but not huge raymi says: fully bald is not sexy raymi says: no matter what
dumbass of america says: your the first girl to say that dumbass of america says: i was at a strip club in vegas and all the girls couldnt keep their hands off it
raymi says: thats cos they think bald guys are rich
dumbass of america says: well.... dumbass of america says: you know im loaded right
raymi says: no yer not
dumbass of america says: my treasure is in the kingdom of heaven dumbass of america says: and its a big ass treasure
raymi says: oh that sounds so islam or whatever raymi says: like ten million virgins
dumbass of america says: im thr0ugh with virgins dumbass of america says: shit dumbass of america says: i love em, but no more thanks
raymi says: no kidding
dumbass of america says: ps youre the greatest
raymi says: thank you
dumbass of america says: does fil hate me?
raymi says: no
dumbass of america says: does he think im trying to get wit you?
raymi says: no
dumbass of america says: good cuz im not
dumbass of america says: i dont have the energy
raymi says: you wouldnt want me anyway
dumbass of america says: you wear me out just looking at you do all the things you do
raymi says: im strange
dumbass of america says: i love strange dumbass of america says: youre the perfect strange dumbass of america says: i would bore you
raymi says: probably
dumbass of america says: id keep saying., dont touch that dumbass of america says: take that out of your mouth. put that down. come here. go away. come here.
raymi says:i am really not all that exciting you know
dumbass of america says: do we have to do cartwheels? dumbass of america says: no more threeways, im tired!
raymi says: i say silly things though
dumbass of america says: i think youd be way better for me than i am for you dumbass of america says: but youd make me tired dumbass of america says: and youd make me feel old
raymi says: i walk around meowing in a high pitched voice and the other day fil said ok you are seriously going to have to stop that otherwise we'll be the first couple to break up over you making weirs noises
dumbass of america says: see, id love that dumbass of america says: i get bored instantly dumbass of america says: youd never bore me
raymi says: ok ill hold you to that
dumbass of america says: good, but also, im a sexual deviant dumbass of america says: id dress you up in Little House on the Praire Clothes
raymi says: haha raymi says: awesome
dumbass of america says: and make your read to me by candlelight dumbass of america says: ok can i ask you questions now or must you insist on being the man?
raymi says: u can ask questions raymi says: but u goota be quick because i have to go consume alcohol
dumbass of america says: raymi the minx you have a new book where youve published emails that people have sent you
raymi says: this is true raymi says: i am also working on two others at the moment raymi says: one a book of haikus raymi says: and the other is a secret
dumbass of america says: kickass! do you answer any of their questions in this book or is it all their questions?
raymi says: i do not reply to any of them raymi says: the emails are so bizarre and out there i felt having my respinse would only take away from them raymi says: the emails leave the reader with a WHAT THE FUCK!?!? feeling
dumbass of america says: the cover and back look sort of like jaimes excellent book, which i fucking love. did he design this for you? i want him to design my new book, how much do youthink he would charge me?
raymi says: i dunno buy a bunch of his books?
dumbass of america says: how many emails do you get from strangers, on average per day?
raymi says: some days i get zero email raymi says: when i take comments down i get a ton raymi says: people have kind of given up on emailing me
dumbass of america says: do you plan a follow up book using the comments?
raymi says: no, theres too many to keep track of
dumbass of america says: what percentage of the emails that you get are about your nudity and or sexuality?
raymi says: and theyre already public raymi says: 60 per cent
dumbass of america says: does that bug you?
raymi says: no
dumbass of america says: what question(s) bug you the most?
raymi says: repetitive ones. ie nudity
dumbass of america says: how often do you check your email? dumbass of america says: what program do you use to check your email
raymi says: 5 times a day. gmail
dumbass of america says: why do nude quesions bug you?
raymi says: cos i get them all the time raymi says: and people still dont get it raymi says: i dont plan to put up a nude every day of every week, it's all random, so i hate when people demand to see more raymi says: and these people are usually anonymous douche bags which makes it way more annoying raymi says: like fuck off dude, let me see you naked
dumbass of america says: have people sent in their nudes to you ever?
raymi says: a few
dumbass of america says: men or women?
raymi says: both
dumbass of america says: did you like it?
raymi says: sure raymi says: sometimes guys just send pics of their dicks out of the blue raymi says: and yer like, uhh thanks man
dumbass of america says: are you inviting people to send in their nudes to you?
raymi says: i never asked raymi says: ok i have to go now
dumbass of america says: do women enjoy seeing random penises?
raymi says: its too hot in here raymi says: when theyre single raymi says: and there is no bf to walk in the room that goes woah woah what the fuck is that!??!
dumbass of america says: is Fil the jealous type?
raymi says: no
dumbass of america says: sowho cares then?
raymi says: well everyone is jealous to an extent raymi says: im a jealous monster
dumbass of america says: why?
raymi says: cos i just am raymi says: cos i am vain maybe
dumbass of america says: are you jealous of Fils relationships with his exes?
raymi says: ok i have to go for real now raymi says: no not at all
dumbass of america says: final question
raymi says: im actaully meeting his ex gf right now
dumbass of america says: psss youre my hero
raymi says: thank you raymi says: your a darling raymi says: *you're
dumbass of america says: ok tell me 5 records youre listening to
raymi says: new beck raymi says: natasha alexandra raymi says: feist raymi says: new k-os raymi says: blonde redhead dumbass of america says:
final bonus question: the Goods, theyre kick ass kids, huh?
raymi says: totally we're hanging with them tomorrow raymi says: all week actually
dumbass of america says: tell them i say hey raymi says: ok i will
dumbass of america says: thanks for the interview raymi dumbass of america says: we love you here in LA
raymi says: no, thank you raymi says: aww
dumbass of america says: dont change
raymi says: i wont
dumbass of america says: tell Fil hi too
raymi says: ok raymi says: see you
raymi + jaime + dear raymi
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