Sunday, December 18, 2005
 today's christina agueleras birthday. shes now 25 years old. i liked her earlier, sluttier material best. whats better than a white girl trying to be black in tight pants and knee pads? two. and since she was married last month, heres to hoping that the other one is unmarried and reads the busblog.
the married christina used to write me emails when she was single and not long ago she wrote and asked why i dont write more letters to people and post them on the blog.
people ask good questions all the time and i apologize for not remembering them for months on end.
dear the president of the united states,
so youre spying on americans?
one second...
dear the congress of the united states,
if you cant figure out how to impeach this sonofabitch after this bullshit then you have absolutely no right to even run for anything above dogcatcher because he is saying that spying is cool and you have to tell the president that its not cool.
he went around you, he went around the court and unless you want to prove to the world that even you acknowledge that youre a rubber stamp for the administration, a pajamas media jeff guckert insta footballs towel boy and kneepadded girl for the Good Ole Boys, you're going to have to stop letting him continue to go around the constitution
so if you dont do anything about this, youre basically saying that youre too stupid to figure out that you've become the greasy hole for the fist of the executive branch.
you should all be fired.
the righty bloggers arent crying foul because they want nothing more than to be the moist wanting bitch of bushco. in nature there are the tops and the bottoms. and whats ironic is the bottoms are rising to the top.
dear president of the united states of america,
you little bitch.
i dare you to read my international emails and phone calls and read my international fan mail you peeping tom creepy old man. even cheating you cant get it together. but because millenium era republican politics is equal in majesty to the special olympics you give everyone medals and after each task you get a hug.
and your base says oh you spied on your own people? good try heres a hug. keep spying i mean trying.
i dont care that the democrats are going to take over congress regardless if you get impeached, i want you all fired. this group of democrats dont deserve congress. they havent represented their constituants. if they were a ninja in mortal kombat, they wouldnt have a death move. who wants a character without a death move?
the president doesnt get to say that everything he does he does because of terrorism. more people died on the freeways this year than terrorism. in fact every year more people die from automobiles than terrorists.
plus, you suck at finding terrorists.
if what youre trying to do is become the worst president ever, you can relax, youre it, you win, youre the man.
heck of a job, bushie.
nsa + raspberry sundae + matthew good + my first link to kos all year + saugeen stripper is still hot
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