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   Thursday, August 16, 2007  
my mom hates it when i swear, and i love my mother, however i love free speech



however i do love my mother. however the Lord did fill me up with piss n vinegar

and burritos

my fingers are haunted simultaneously by the mean parts of Mark Twain and the funny parts of the Bible.

she really shouldnt blame me for being open minded and absorbing everything that came my way. isnt that how she raised me?

she writes me emails saying that i used cuss words there and there and there, and then writes me emails saying you yelled at that man in the comments and I agree with him

and i say i cant help if youre both wrong.

she writes me emails when i write something that she deems "nice" which really means it was G rated in content and delivery. which makes her so happy and makes me so sleepy.

so i wonder what she will think when i tell her that the San Francisco Chronicle has a column today where they quote from

Albert Einstien
Bishop George Berkeley
Marshall McLuhan
Jimi Hendrix
Pete Townshend
Hermann Hesse
Sartre
Heraclitus
Xenocrates
Dave Barry
J.G. Ballard
Stephen Colbert

and your boy.

guess which quote had to be censored?


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