of all the things i dont understand, women top the list
which isnt to say i understand remove under penalty of law pillow tags jews for jesus vegetarians who eat fish any romance concerning the dh why some tv looks worse in hd than it does on regular tv why we insist on the electoral college why people who are sexually active dont get tested regularly the popularity of jay leno 21st century fm radio why Ulysses was once banned the lack of bs called on these $4 a gallon gas prices the multitudes of intelligent people who live by an ancient book theyve never read men who wear crocs women who wear thongs with labels still in them generic dog food hummers skorts how pat obrien kept his job for nearly 3 years after those phone calls why beck peaked so early combovers the decline of top hats over the years why we dont get uptight that osama hasnt been found why presidential candidates dont say elect me and i will find that fuckr why tsar didnt sell millions why counting crows did sell millions why people buy minivans when none of them grew up being driven in them and life was fine cigarettes how anyone can be bored these days why some people still get married very young why classic rock sounds 100 times better than current rock why some people insist on doing things they hate instead of things they love puzzles
but mostly i dont understand women any more today than when i was 14.