Friday, January 09, 2009
its not even noon and your bff raymi has already blogged twice, performed three costume changes, been frustrated by the world five times, and shot video of herself playing chinese checkers. the question is what have you done?
born a long time ago in a galaxy far far away, little raymi sunshine found her niche as a premiere blogger back when you were still being blown away by tsar's first record (one of raymis faves).
today she finds herself up against for best blogger in the universe bragging rights with her toughest foe, Dooce, the american favorite from LA who now lives in the SLC. the busblog sat down with ms minx to check in and speculate on her thought process going into the final days of voting.
busblog: raymi why should you win this award. youre not even original. raymi: pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft busblog: but dooce writes about having a child, you dont have any children raymi: yeah and if i do then i will write about how f-ing retarded my kid is and mouthy and moody and how much i deserve it my kid better be a girl too busblog: omg when are you expecting? raymi: haha not for a loooong time im not done failing at life yet kids are for the second stage of life when all your avenues and chances dry up, then you have a kid and instill all your insecurities and missed-out-ons into it
busblog: in retrospect was the tattoo a bad idea? raymi: no sometimes i look down at it and go sigh how bored am i of you but then i think how much i love it and how i want a unicorn and other stupid stuff i will inevitably get one on my other arm of something maybe RAYMI in some arty farty script
busblog: when will the larger than life portrait of fil adorn your back with huge gothic script under it saying "my mans"? raymi: never back tattoos are for strippers and fat hippies and chodes from the burbs and you busblog: my raymi tattoo portrait is almost done so hush which is your real bff? the blonde, or sass? raymi: you couldnt draw yourself out of a wet paper bag they are both my friends and i love them nice angle you dirtbag
busblog: lets say there was one life preserver left raymi: bahaha busblog: both of them were swimming off the titanic raymi: well whichever one was more athletic busblog: of course you had a cool one which would you throw the extra one to? raymi: me included, id give it to the poorest swimmer busblog: sass wins then awesome
busblog: ok, now to your art how many pieces have you sold over the last year? raymi: remind me to charlie horse you when i see you next um a ton busblog: how many do you thnk dooce has sold? raymi: she doesnt have to make crappy art she just has to write about her totally domesticated life in utah and her daughters facial expressions and her legions go OOOOOOOOOH AAAAAAAAHH SO AMAZING raymi: ive sold 35 paintings in total give or take the bad kids are in the park right now it's balls freezing right now and dark wtf they havent been around inawhile where did you go
raymi: tony i have a question for you, why aren't you in jail yet what do you think the internet would be like if i never found you busblog: they cant keep a good brotha down it would be less canadian, thats for sure raymi: i mean my readers and yours you would inevitably find and irritate me though busblog: doubt it raymi: im glad i have more bg info on you and see the wizard behind the curtain that your toolbag readers dont see haha though i must say in real life you talk a good game, v well spoken and intelligent busblog: thanks baby raymi: dont let it go to your head busblog: also you know way hotter stories about me than ive ever told on m'blawwg raymi: if by hot you mean gross, thanks trying to forget about that. next!
busblog: how did you lose all that weight? please say snorting weight loss pills raymi: by watching what i eat and when i eat and being stressed out and stopped drinking beer white wine instead of red busblog: interesting raymi: wii fit busblog: are you still 20 on wii? raymi: in the summer biking and walking depends how shaky i am i think im 23 right now
busblog: where should people vote for you? url please also, how often shoudl they do it raymi: http://2008.weblogawards.org/polls/best-diarist/ busblog: also, should they tell their friends raymi: every 24 hours from when they last voted and they should make a point to go to libraries and work and home vote wherever they should tell as many people as possible busblog: ktnx now make out with fil for a good 4 minutes and say its from me and pitt raymi: SICK DUDE my breath stanks busblog: that parts pitts. mine is the roaming hands part.
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