there is a girl i like who doesnt like me back. instead she likes another. which, i know, is impossible. i could tell you endless tales about him, but instead heres a few video clips that compare he and i. please enjoy.
him on letterman
me on letterman
van halen with him
van halen with me
me ghost riding my whip
him ghost riding his whip
what he hears when he watches obama
him buying you a magazine
sex with him
one touch from my pinkie under the blanket while we watch tv at yr parents house