anna has the cutest russian accent, which gets super thick when she
drinks and she spits a lot when she drinks just like i do and she
loves to remind me that tonypierce.com has always had a lust affair
with the Williams sisters and i say its cuz theyre winners, white
girl and her hair is always in her eyes when shes shitfaced which
is ALWAYS and she slurs some nonesense about how they would snap me
in two. and i say what a way to go, but no, there will be no snapping
in two.
then
she cries. she cries all the time. she says how she loves me, how
she can say anything to me, how im the only guy friend that she has
who isnt constantly trying to get in her pants. i say what about your
girl friends, and she says she has no girl friends and cries some
more.
and i
look down her shirt while shes drying her eyes cuz im a fucker and
you should all know that.
11
Coincidence?
September
11th is the 254th day of the year:
2 + 5 + 4 = 11