anna has the cutest russian accent, which gets super thick when she drinks and she spits a lot when she drinks just like i do and she loves to remind me that has always had a lust affair with the Williams sisters and i say its cuz theyre winners, white girl and her hair is always in her eyes when shes shitfaced which is ALWAYS and she slurs some nonesense about how they would snap me in two. and i say what a way to go, but no, there will be no snapping in two.

then she cries. she cries all the time. she says how she loves me, how she can say anything to me, how im the only guy friend that she has who isnt constantly trying to get in her pants. i say what about your girl friends, and she says she has no girl friends and cries some more.

and i look down her shirt while shes drying her eyes cuz im a fucker and you should all know that.

11 Coincidence?

September 11th is the 254th day of the year:
2 + 5 + 4 = 11