i ever got drunk was at wrigley field off two dollar old styles
in those days you could get into the bleachers for three bucks
and still have money for a couple of beers and a dog
and you hadnt even spent all of the ten dollars
that your mom gave you for allowance.
if you wore a cubs hat they wouldnt ID you
because the beer guys felt sorry for you.
most of them were sox fans, little known fact.
i ever got so drunk i chucked
was in a college town in southern
minnesota because of a bar
where they gave you four chips
for a dollar and each chip
got you a beer.
it was a delightful town
+ mail +
winona christmas cd
shipped next day
a cd full of stolen classic christmas tunes
louis armstrong, bill monroe, ertha kitt,
nat king cole, and many many others
and i'll also throw in
winona's comedy christmas cd
paypal or credit card only.
if youre a friend it's free, email me yr address