tonypierce.com
from
all the retards here at tonypierce.com,
we wish you
a merry christmas
you
are our
snuggly irish
new years bear
marked down to half
your real value
this
year we promise not to put you into any dirty poses on the twin bed
in the guest room the night before grandma arrives.
we're
totally glad
you're here.
happy holidays!