Thursday, May 24, 2007
me: i got soul food
Socialist Hippie Chick: it better be the 'healthy for your soul' kind of food [wink]
me: is there any other kind?
Socialist Hippie Chick: what did you get?
me: smothered chicken, collard greens, rice and gravy, sweet potatoes, corn bread, and a big cookie, and a Big Gulp of dr pepper
Socialist Hippie Chick: holy shit!
me: [smile] being thin is for fags. being happy is where its at. i would apply to work there as a summer job but i dont wanna take a job away from a young black kid. i love my people. i may not have made out with many of my sistahs, but i love them.
Socialist Hippie Chick: you can be thin and happy btw. and actually happeir [wink]
me: ive never seen it
Socialist Hippie Chick: i am super happy when i get A LOT OF EXERCISE. it just makes me feel good that i can kick ass so well.
me: lots of things make me super happy. eating fag food is not one of them
Socialist Hippie Chick: i could have a really bad comment right now but i am hold my tongue [wink]
me: ahahah DO IT!
Socialist Hippie Chick: nope
me: you know i can take it
Socialist Hippie Chick: if you want to be fat and die of a heart attack fine[wink]
Socialist Hippie Chick: and why is being healthy faggish?
me: because somewhere along the line we alllowed homosexuals magazine editors and screenwriters to influence our women. and then our women influenced us. metrosexualism, being in touch with our feelings, all that crap. womens rights. etc.
Socialist Hippie Chick: um exercise dates back to roman times
me: um thank you for proving my point. who were the leaders of rome? fags were the leaders of rome.
Socialist Hippie Chick: they don't make statues of fat dudes. and the chics fuck the faggy dudes [wink].
me: if anyone ever makes a statue of me, tear it down. i dont even like pictures o me
Socialist Hippie Chick: you always look good in pictures. you have good eyes for pictures.
me: doing things so that chicks will f you is gay too. and the root of all evil
Socialist Hippie Chick: WHATEVER
who are you?
me: ahahahaah
Socialist Hippie Chick: now you aren't even making sense
me: todays howard stern was probably the best show in 15 years all because fat artie just said fuckit and was super honest for the first time in a long time and howard was yelling back and robin chimed in and artie explained how unhappy he is
Socialist Hippie Chick: about?
me: and howard explained how he had a gun to his mouth twice
Socialist Hippie Chick: ?
me: artie is fat and alcoholic and sorta on drugs and has a gambling problem
Socialist Hippie Chick: [frown]
me: but if you ask me he is falling in the typical Libra thing which is, we can be on top of the world, but if we dont have someone in our life that we're in love with, its like nothing else exists and we get very depressed. and artie is on the best radio show, he just played carnagie hall, he loves the howard show since its something that he and his dad loved as listeners but he loves to eat and do drugs and gamble and drink but the world is telling him he shouldnt but deep down hes heartbroken b/c he broke up with his gf last year and that has made him suicidal
Socialist Hippie Chick: why did he break up with her?
me: b/c she wanted him to shape up and he was at the crossroads of love or his vices and when a libra chooses anything but love we're ruined so today artie said he wants to quit in january and maybe go to rehab but what set howard off was when howard called artie Bro and artie said we arent bros, we're not even friends and it killed howard which is when robin chimed in it was great radio. but i learned that we shouldnt fight who we are. arties fat and im black. thus i should drink my grape soda, eat fast food, and soul food, and continue to give this country style while corrupting young white girls
Socialist Hippie Chick: well i am glad the howard stern show is teaching you something....
me: tell me you saw the Left Eye tlc special on mtv
Socialist Hippie Chick: no
me: you Have to see it. during her last month alive she was filming a doc all about her trying to reach some truth she went down to central america with her posse, including her bf and brother and closest friends. no makeup, and she was nude a lot
Socialist Hippie Chick: i saw that a LONG time ago
me: and the cameras were going when she died. you did?
Socialist Hippie Chick: when she was fasting
me: yes
Socialist Hippie Chick: oh- didn't see when she died
me: i thought it was new? ah
Socialist Hippie Chick: i saw some other documentary on her
me: maybe they had only released a tiny bit, cuz this is an hour long only her voice the whole time cuz there were so many hours of footage
Socialist Hippie Chick: they waited quite awhile
me: its so good she tells the entire story of her life almost like she knew but the freakiest was when this little kid died a few days before she did
Socialist Hippie Chick: [frown]
me: the kid ran in front of their suv and her sister hit the kid and everyone was shaken up and she said of course we will pay for everything but the kids last name was lopez and she was having bad dreams that death was chasing her so she said, maybe death got the wrong person but then two days later, different car, but driving, bam and its such a random way to go too, just one little tiny wrong swerve anyways people should live their lives artie should eat im gonna make tshirts "let artie eat"
Socialist Hippie Chick: well... there is always more to it you can say that about anyone serial killers.... criminals....
me: let john gacy kill? no, im saying everythings trying to kill us, and if it happens in a delicious way then fine
Socialist Hippie Chick: i don't think that people being fat and unhappy is really delicious and suffering from diabetes or heart disease as a result
me: ok then this is what youve gotta do youve gotta convince people that the ages of 60-77 are worth not eating sweet potatoes covered in gravy when youre young because i barely get laid enough now, lord knows im not going to be getting laid when im 77, so fuck old age
Socialist Hippie Chick: i'll argue with you when i come over
me: fair enough, i'll be eating!
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