i went on a date sunday with a girl named bunny. i dont do shit on sundays,
usually, but if you ever met bunny youd understand.
she not really the type of girl that id go out with but how do you say no?
she thinks that everyone is looking at her tits.
some are. the other night i found myself in the valley watching a little league
baseball game with bunny drinking beers and playing footsies and
first of all im appauled that kids are playing on sunday but then bunny
asked why do you like baseball? i said what? she said see all those kids?
there were four fields in this heavenly place.
she said half of those kids will go home tonight losers.
and i wondered if she was saying, dont kiss me goodnight
until i realised it meant oh please do.

buy me a car