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   Saturday, January 17, 2004  
i know these are dumb and narcisistic, but theyre easy and drudge would never do them so here:

-- Name: dumbass
-- Birth date: rocktober 22
-- Birthplace: our nations capital
-- Current Location: hollywood
-- Eye Color: black
-- Hair Color: black
-- Height: 5'10"
-- Righty or Lefty: green
-- Zodiac Sign: libra/scorpio

-- Your heritage: american
-- The shoes you wore today: just socks
-- Your weakness: morning blogging
-- Your fears: theyve all been realized
-- Your perfect pizza: ginos east with sausage & pepperoni
-- Goal you'd like to achieve: retrieving my mojo

-- Your most overused phrase on AIM: im 110
-- Your first waking thoughts: i love howard stern
-- Your best physical feature: hands
-- Your most missed memory: huh?

-- Pepsi or Coke: diet pepsi
-- McDonald's or Burger King: kfc
-- Single or group dates: im not that kinky - single
-- Adidas or Nike: f nike and their sweatshops
-- Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island
-- Chocolate or vanilla: both, as often as possible
-- Cappuccino or coffee: that junk is for adults

-- Smoke: only in amsterdam
-- Cuss: never
-- Sing: horribly
-- Take a shower everyday: not on weekends unless i have a date
-- Do you think you've been in love: dozens of times
-- Want to go to college: my favorite 7 yrs were spent there, why not
-- Liked high school: sorta
-- Want to get married: definately
-- Believe in yourself: only when im drunk
-- Get motion sickness: rarely
-- Think you're attractive: nope
-- Think you're a health freak: i wash my hands a lot
-- Like thunderstorms: of course
-- Play an instrument: made a girl sing today

LAYER SIX: In the past month...
-- Drank alcohol: duh
-- Smoked: double duh
-- Done a drug: triple duh
-- Made Out: quadruple duh
-- Gone on a date: hmmm, not sure id call them dates
-- Gone to the mall?: no
-- Eaten an entire box of Oreos?: they come in bags
-- Eaten sushi: of course, oh wait do you mean, then hell no.
-- Been on stage: yes but the cameras were off
-- Been dumped: if you dont get said no to youre not risking
-- Gone skating: im old, no
-- Made homemade cookies: havent workd the oven in a year
-- Dyed your hair: ha!

-- Played a game that required removal of clothing: but of course
-- If so, was it mixed company: but of course
-- Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: but of course
-- Been caught "doing something": people honked from below, so yes
-- Been called a tease: hmmm
-- Gotten beaten up: lets just say i was outnumbered
-- Shoplifted: never
-- Changed who you were to fit in: only for business

-- Age you hope to be married: 125
-- Numbers and Names of Children: 10, angus, pete, jimi, lefty, george foreman, prince, ilka, pierce, ae, michaelangelo, mary
-- Describe your Dream Wedding: on the cliffs of isla vista
-- How do you want to die: slowly
-- Where you want to go to college: i do have a terrible memory, but i believe i already went to college
-- What do you want to be when you grow up: tall
-- What country would you most like to visit: finland

-- Number of drugs taken illegally: only one at a time
-- Number of people I could trust with my life: trust is my middle name, my mom just spelled it funny
-- Number of CDs that I own: thousands and thousands
-- Number of piercings: just my last name is pierced
-- Number of tattoos: its against the good book, so none
-- Number of times my name has appeared in the newspaper?: hundreds and hundreds
-- Number of scars on my body: several
-- Number of things in my past that I regret: less than five
-- Who did you get this from: Bluecad

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